Huh. There might be a reason to some things.

Sometimes I stare at my screen and come across pictures of men that look like this. I then go on to think that it is very possible he likes women. I am a woman. There could be more that are like him that also like women. I AM A WOMAN. I think there's a chance. There has to be! There's a chance for me!

…but then I remember that my existence is reason enough for there being no chance.